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post one chicago depression 

a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an one chicago episode.
”why are you so sad”
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression

#16 The Chicago Running Man

The Chicago Running Man tore apart my marriage. He fed lies to my wife, Margaret, and she eventually mistrusted me to the point of looking in my phone and finding my texts with another woman I was sleeping with platonically. Margaret, if you are reading this, please don't believe The Chicago Running Man, don't leave me please
Be careful with #16 The Chicago Running Man, I heard he is a homewrecker

Diet Chicago 

Any suburb of the Chicago area. I came up with this term because people who are actually from Chicago get pissed when a suburban person says they are from Chicago. Hence: Diet Chicago.
Person #1: Where are you from
Person #2: Chicago
Person #1: Cool, where in Chicago?
Person #2: Oak Lawn. (or any other suburb)
Person #1: Ok, you're from Diet Chicago....
Diet Chicago by Mikaa August 24, 2009

A Chicago Hangover 

Phrase reserved for the worst hangover in your life. Really, really bad hangover.
"Man, I had the worst hangover yesterday"
"How bad, a Chicago hangover bad? "
"No...not THAT bad!"

South Side of Chicago 

the South Side of Chicago can be dangerous as fuck. Certain neighborhoods should be avoided. However, to say even MOST of the south side is ugly (some faggot on urban dictionary called it ugly) means you never even grew up there and you wouldn't last a minute down here because you're most likely an over-privalegded north sider bitch. You can't hang with some of the most down to earth, funny as fuck, blue collar, hard-working, and hard people (only if you go too damn far) on the planet. I lived in Canaryville and Bridgeport then moved to Oak Lawn when i went to high school. The south side is a hell of a lotta fun. you just need to be careful of your surroundings. I recently moved to Cali and people here LOVE south siders. so if any of you bitches wanna shit on our side of this great city, think again. Because we have more character in our left nut than, most of you north side and dwntwn fags have in your entire body. Fuckin' north side bitches act like they're from SAN FAGCISCO and preach how their part of the city is so progressive and with the times, while we south siders are just pretty much animals. We are the soul of the city. Irish, Black, Greek, Italian, Polish, Lithuanian, Mexican, Puerto Rican, El Salvadorian, etc. We are very diverse and multicultural with (probably) the best damn food, spirits, and pride on this whole fucking earth. So to all you bitches who wanna shit on our beautiful South Side, eat a dick.
Guy Number 1: Hey man where you from?
Guy Number 2: the south side of chicago.

Guy Number 1: omg that's like super ghetto
Guy Number 2: no it's not, asshole. It's beautiful
South Side of Chicago by batman89 December 26, 2012

Loyola University Chicago 

Place where the administration will charge students for everything including the air they breathe. A private institution for kids whose parents have more money than time and for Northwestern rejects.
Student A: Where do you go?

Student B: Loyola University Chicago

Student A: Yea, I got rejected from Northwestern too.