Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 12, 2014

Captain Quasar

The king of the fat kids. Bigger than a planet, so he lives in space. Often will eat planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His special power is saying “bro” so loud, that it rips through the fabric of space time. He is a terrifying individual, who has struck fear into our galaxy. Rumor has it that an entire civilization that has developed on his stomach. He has 8 moons that orbit him.

“Marvelous! Look! It’s Captain Quasar!” A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.

by Patriot77🇺🇸 January 3, 2020

Captain Band

Obviously, the captain of the band.

Also, the only 'member of a group of musical misfits who can 'actually' play an instrument.

See also musician,ross saunders

"Hey, Captain Band, man, you're soooo good (lookin')!"

by Captain Band December 13, 2003

Captain Todd

Aye aye captain.

Guy#1: who's that dude over there?
Guy#2: Oh him? Yeah, he's Captain Todd. Haven't you heard about him?

by ChrisPierreBacon November 24, 2018

Captain Firehose

A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.

Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.

by DaedricToast February 24, 2014

Rat Captain

The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.

1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.

2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.

"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"

by clayhands May 25, 2021

Captain George

To have diarrhea and vomit at the same time, as experienced by many of the patrons of the Virginia restaurant of the same name.

"OMG, something was wrong with that meal. I am totally going to Captain George!"

by microzen April 22, 2012