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spelt cracker

A synonym for hippie; some crunchy individual; white granola dude; someone with raised garden beds; bee farmer; Portlander.
I went to Trader Joe's to get some of their frozen mac & cheese and some spelt cracker whipped me in the face with his beaded dreads.
by meaganyall April 9, 2009
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Veggie Cracker

A white vegetarian or vegan. A white person who can't get enough of those 50 dollar whole foods salads. A white person who's willing to take a bite out of their front yard tree. You've had to call the cops because your neighbor, Janice, was mowing the lawn with her mouth and you weren't sure if she was just a Veggie Cracker or a Cracker on Crack.
"I don't eat meat" "I looooveeee vegetables and i am totes against eating animals"
and to that you'd reply,

"Alright Karen. You're such a veggie Cracker"
by Nerf'or'Nothin April 19, 2017
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Back Cracker

A man who has a lot of sex and is very good at doggy style.
Girl#1: Did you know that guy over there? Girl#2: I did a long time ago, he's one hell of a back cracker.
by TomD26 January 24, 2015
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cracker sandwich

A threesome with 2 white guys and another non white women in the middle
"Yo bro totally loved that cracker sandwich last night"
by Rug-MunchingDyke February 8, 2017
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Graham Cracker

Hey Christian, you're a fucking graham cracker
by Jamal Franks April 26, 2022
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Cracker Macker

White man/woman trying to pick up the opposite sex
He's such a cracker macker of women.
by Guyman545 February 15, 2019
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Nut cracker

when you balls get hit so hard it explodes
Person 1: hey you steal my peanut >:(((((
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
by Nut in my mouth oh yeah September 5, 2021
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