by sherman 100 November 07, 2019
1. Hey Tom, I was fucking your girlfriend last night and accidentally pumped one into her cry box. She was really pissed.
2. Look at the cry box on that furry little fucker!
2. Look at the cry box on that furry little fucker!
by John long rod van damn July 04, 2021
(noun)
An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.
Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.
From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.
Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.
From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!
Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?
Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.
Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?
Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.
Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
by pi@noguy December 06, 2010
The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.
Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*
by Dawndolphin May 18, 2018
Any lyric or segment in a song where the singer sings with such powerful emotion, it almost sounds like they are crying.
Famous Crying Parts:
"Never thought a rumor would ruin my moonlight!" -Brendan Flowers
"It's time I got back, it's time I got back, and I don't even know how I got off the track!" -Rivers Cuomo
"he's fighting and fighting and riding on his horse" -John McRea
"Never thought a rumor would ruin my moonlight!" -Brendan Flowers
"It's time I got back, it's time I got back, and I don't even know how I got off the track!" -Rivers Cuomo
"he's fighting and fighting and riding on his horse" -John McRea
by BarackObama1138thx August 18, 2011
by willywillycow September 10, 2024
To feel like you were getting close to someone and then you find something out about them that is deceitful.
He was so sweet and I bought it. Now I'm done. I see you. Don't be sad, it's your fault- go cry me a river.
by misstara007 January 04, 2022