“That flight to Lourdes is completely rammed today with people hoping to walk again”
“Oh, those poor cripples”
“Oh, those poor cripples”
by Redbaron June 17, 2020
Get the Cripples mug.When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
by Franko0119 August 15, 2020
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Get the Cripplism mug.Cripers ole John, you could have blown up both of us with that dynamite
Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house
Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house
by Lionel_Twain September 30, 2020
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Get the Cripple crunch mug.A crippling bottom is a sexually passive and submissive individual that prefers to receive rather than give sexual stimulation. Crippling bottoms differ from regular bottoms in that they get annoyed an irritated when sexy people that look domineering, turn out to be a raging masochist. An example of this would be Julian Devorak from The Arcana: A Mystic Romance, the free mystery romance visual novella by Nix Hydra. Julian is a sexy 6’4 fugitive plague doctor with long leather gloves and a mysterious aura. Contradictory to his appearance and attitude, Julian never shuts up about how much he wants to get stepped on. Crippling Bottoms are irritated by such things.
“Why is Maggie so mad?”
“She found out Rico is a hardcore masochist.”
“Haha! She’s a Crippling Bottom!”
“She found out Rico is a hardcore masochist.”
“Haha! She’s a Crippling Bottom!”
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