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A French portmanteau word, combining the words "chier" (meaning "to shit") and "sieste" (meaning "a nap"). Usually done at work, it involves going to the bathroom for around 15-30 minutes to sleep. After going back to your desk, you let out a big sigh of relief letting everyone know you shat explosive diarrhea or that you had serious constipation issues. This way you can sleep at work without them noticing.
If you are somewhat skilled, you can both shit and nap simultaneously, hence the word "chieste".
Antoine: sacrébleu! I just had the biggest diarrhea of my entire life. I had to clean the walls as well as my scrotum.

François : you're lying! You had your afternoon chieste
Chieste by theofficelord October 6, 2021
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An Italian superb winger playing for Juventus. Federico Chiesa.

Chins you 

Basically means "ah unlucky" or "thats tough for you" in a mocking matter.
When saying the "you", you have to extend it and say it in a goofy voice
lil midge: boeden said i gotta stay after school today
spagz: chins you lad
Chins you by poopmongerer69 September 21, 2022

Fouta-chiasse 

Noun:1:A catastrophic situation in which the totality of successive events go wrong for one, many or all individuals involved.2:A period of time in which the Murphy Law is omnipresent.
:Gosh, this is really the fouta-chiasse.
:The movie ended in a fouta-chiasse
Fouta-chiasse by Boy Bros May 12, 2004

Piss Chaps 

Piss chaps is a phenomenon that happens to some individuals when they have been consuming copious amounts of alcohol. After an individual has drank excessively, they may have the unfortunate instance to wet themselves, sometimes through no fault of their own. The area of their pants that is wet versus the area that is dry resembles that of an individual that is wearing chaps. The person donning the piss chaps may or may not be conscious.
Man 1: What the hell happened to you?
Man 2: I passed out at the bar.
Man 1: Looks like you had an accident in your pants.
Man 2: How can you tell??
Man 1: You're wearing your piss chaps!!!
Piss Chaps by bigdaddymo March 6, 2010

anti-chinstrap 

The act of removing a person's chinstrap, you then singe the skin where the chinstrap was with a blowtorch. This creates an anti-chinstrap as the hair you burned will not grow back, however the other hair will
Guy 1: I heard the took Matt and gave him an anti-chinstrap.
Guy 2: Yea, now his face looks real weird.
anti-chinstrap by Burrito6 November 20, 2010