I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....

Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.

by chigman452 September 30, 2022

Chicago Shrimp

When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.

As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”

by Pkangas91 January 1, 2022

Chicago Nigga

A Chicago Nigga is a GD or BD form south Chicago who is down for they hood and got multiple bodies. They always got extendos or drum mags on they strap and will kill you on site for breathing wrong at them. They go on drills and dont really care if they kill innocent people, they most likely will count that as a body too.

Chicago Nigga: Aye come roll wit me on this drill right quik. They found the nigga that killed Devon last week.

Chicago Nigga 2: Aight nigga im down you know i stay havin that thang on me lets roll.

by a big dick havin ass nigga January 8, 2022

Chicago Sun Roof

When you take a big 'ol steamy shit into the sun roof of someone else's vehicle.

"Yo wtf I just got Chicago Sun Roof'd and now I gotta clean it up."

by I_DankStep January 9, 2022

Chicago Change Dispenser

The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out

I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser

by IdiotFlower December 14, 2021

Chicagoed

Absolute and utter pain caused by server lag.

"FUCK, another FUCKING CHICAGO, if I get CHICAGOED one more god damm time I'm throwing my fucking controller through my wall".

by Bgdshd December 20, 2021

Chicago Style Chips and Salsa

There is actually no definition at all, because this is not a real thing.

Dan: "Hey guys, I'm new in town and I cannot wait to get some Chicago Style Chips and Salsa"
Everyone else: "Dafuq? That's not a real thing bro. Go home, you're drunk."

by W3rddd December 23, 2021