Caller VD

When your caller ID identifies someone with whom you definitely don't want to talk, and you avoid answering them like the plague

(Phone rings)

Hey are you going to get the phone or what?

(Looks at phone) Negative. That's the number for child support services, they've been trying to get a hold of me for months. I'll let the machine get it, because I don't need a case of Caller VD!

by David's Hickey June 7, 2011

he is called morgan

A reference to a funny animation from fat-pie.com. Spoken when someone that looks like a creepy stalker/molester is spotted. Characterized by long face, balding and blond, long mysterious coat, glasses, and at least 45 years of age. Hands in pockets are a plus if tallying for points, as are balloons and candy giveaways. Also used as a code phrase if said "Morgan" is within earshot and you can't say "That guy is creepy".

Holy crap, man, that's one of the best "He is called Morgan"s I've seen this month, over there, by the park bench.

by DjMisprint June 3, 2005

cable

extremely thick and long cocaine lines

line me up a cable yo!

by asdf December 7, 2003

your mom called she said your butt smells

it is a way to trick your friends...

Friend: hey did someone call for me?
You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!!

by thesheet November 16, 2010

Caleb Nowland

Caleb is a professional tennis player. While once famous he was killed by demons Lachy and Oscar. Caleb is always remembered on the 29th of May by a select few caleb followers which can only be identified by their Tatoos. Caleb has seen many ass in his time. CALEB IS A LEGEND.

Caleb Nowland is a Professional Tennis player located in Brisbane, Australia. Caleb is known widely for his deadly back hand off the serve.

by R.I.P 29/05/2019 May 26, 2019

cable

Something you pay $50 to get 60 extra channels you don't get. You might watch only 2-3 of the extra channels. So you basicly pay $25-$17 a month for the channels you are watching. Also used to get internet. Little kids, ussualy thow fits if they don't have it. You're better off without it.

1. I get 90 channels on my T.V!
2. I only watch ESPN
3. I have cable internet it's so fast!
4. Little kid: Boo Hoo :bawls: I :gulp: don't get :cries: cable :bawls:

by tviswasteful May 21, 2005

Lauren Called

when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.

How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.

by LaurenHater3756 January 20, 2010