Slam Boned

The act of getting extremely drunk.

I was so slam boned last night I puked in the bar.

by Parsballs1 September 14, 2011

chicken bone news

Made famous by radio host Rob Redding, chicken bone news is news that is portrayed as important by the mainstream media, but in the grand scheme of things is unimportant and non-impactful. Mostly used by 24 hour news networks in the middle of the day to hook channel surfers.

A:"Did you hear the terminal at the Birmingham airport was temporarily shutdown after a suspicious person appeared near the airport? The report was unfounded."

B: "Man, that sounds like chicken bone news"

by VW2002 November 4, 2013

titty boned

The act of being boned between the tittys

Dude mark titty boned me last night

by jAcK ROjo March 28, 2014

Knock & Bone

a traditional way to have sexual intercourse with a near by neighbor. Directions on knock and bone are very simple.

step 1) Knock
step 2) Bone

the knock and bone is not to be confused with the knock and bail, or knock and bait.

Friend 1: How on earth did you get that hot blonde girl Jennifer to sleep with you?
Friend 2: It was easy. I just walked up to her house and did a good ol' knock & bone
Friend 3: Classy!

by Gavin Nonurbid April 23, 2015

Desk bone

An erection that occurs at work which requires one to stay at their desk until it goes away.

I was late for my meeting today because I had a wicked desk bone.

by RekanizeBlacKat December 30, 2017

Salty Bone

Salty Bone is a sexual act in which a male and partner (any gender) go for round 2 after having just finished inside his partner, therefore having a Salty Bone.

Even though he just finished in me, my boyfriend insisted on going again. I guess he likes a Salty Bone

by Xxiillyyxx September 30, 2019

Stone Bone

A fetish when you drop a rock on your erect penis.

Jimmy after watching porn pulled a Stone Bone

by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020