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Blood Fart 

The sudden, uncontrolled openening of the sfinchter muscles, letting out an unexpected expulsion of blood from the anus. Like a period, only from another opening.
"I had to crack a rat in the doctors office. It turned out to be a blood fart."

Blood on my razor - shit on my dick 

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.
After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.

Blood rush 

When u suddenly get a boner
Oh dude, you see that girl over there? She's givin me a blood rush!

blood lasagna

When u put period blood in lasanga to attract ur lover.
Girl just make him a blood lasagna's to keep him coming back
blood lasagna by StarZ420 May 25, 2017

Blood Diamond 

Taking a shit however you've got no toilet paper so your partner licks your butthole clean
I told you to buy buy toilet paper so guess your getting a blood diamond for christmas
Blood Diamond by ahouston October 24, 2017

Blood Cookie 

A blood cookie is a person, usually a fat ass, that donates blood so they can get free cookies at the end.
"This fat ass blood cookie looked like a fucking ghost after she donated so much fucking blood for free cookies"
Blood Cookie by John Furydamn September 26, 2018