HOC blocker

A driver that insists on driving slower than normal freeway traffic in the high occupancy/carpool lane, thus slowing all cars behind them.

That HOC blocker up there has been doing 63 the whole way from the 110 to the 22!

by Deebeedub November 11, 2017

twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)

I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!

by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018

Pop blocker

The guy who knocks up your girl when you are trying to get her pregnant.

My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson

by ERIC Jenson May 26, 2018

Fog Blocked

When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.

Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.

by Das Koala June 2, 2018

glock blocker

Someone who convinces or prevents another person from purchasing themselves a new hand gun.

My wife and I went to the sports store and she was a total glock blocker. I wanted that new G19 so bad.

by GayBobFagPants May 9, 2018

Muff Blocker

When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.

The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018

Sleep Blocker

A sleep blocker is someone who is awake while your trying to sleep who is talking in your ear and won’t shut up

Samantha was trying to sleep but Emma was being a sleep blocker and keeping her awake

by Smoremallow September 28, 2018