Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.

girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP

by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019

Blake

Has a small dick and will always be very small and kind but can be mean to his good friends and he is an amazing person 🥰 he’s small and cute

Girl 1: hey look it’s Blake

Girl 2: he’s cute and small I could put him in my pocket

by Ayyyygangpoo December 7, 2019

bitchass blake

A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.

Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.

Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.

by D-ManofWords March 22, 2021

Blake

A Blake is someone that will bully you. I’ve known one for 7 years and he still bully’s me even if I try to get along with him

Blake: Hey loser
Random kid: leave me alone

Blake: not until you stop being a loser

by @ttv_trio_ August 18, 2020

Blake

the most handsome and beautiful man in the world with the best butt and private parts

Dude Blake is so cute

by Everrsabuser October 11, 2025

Blake

A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.

Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake

by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024

In Blake

To fall in love, most of the time at college for the typical college guy. When a girl falls "In Blake," she usually rejects her past and is so in love that she can't think of anyone else.

Dude 1: Hey man, have you talked to Sally lately?

Dude 2: Naw, She's so In Blake. I haven't seen her since fall term.

by nothingissound69 September 6, 2010