Battlecock

N. A status given only to individuals that deserve it. It means this particular individual is never afraid to whip out his schlong and swing it around like a light saber while fighting in combat, hence Battling Cocks.
Adj. A day that is stressful and tiring like reenacting sword fighting scenes from Troy or KillBill with your Johnson.

Person 1: Hey, how was your school year?

Person 2: Like a Battlecock! Except everyday!

by Mr. SaggyScrotum July 2, 2011

bloody battle

having sexual intercourse with a girl who is on her period

He wasn't able to sleep with her because she was on her period, one must be brave to fight the bloody battle.

by hahathatsnotfunny April 5, 2008

the battle of britpop

Battle of the Britpop refers to a hotly contested chart battle between the British bands Blur and Oasis. Blur's single "Country House" faced off against Oasis' "Roll With It" when both singles dropped on the exact same day, August 14, 1995. Blur first won the battle when "Country House" outsold "Roll With It", but Oasis ulitmatly won the war with "What's the Story, (Morning Glory)" outselling Blur's album in total sells.

the battle of britpop raged between the bands Oasis and Blur in the British Invasion of the 1990's.

by Marcy Wayne September 23, 2013

dragon ball dokkan battle

It's better than dragon ball legends

Tyler: Hey have you played Dragon ball legends
Aiden: No I play dragon ball dokkan battle

by Fuck birds December 7, 2022

battleship

The penis of an older man that has weathered many a vaginal seas. They are brought out for various ceremonies throughout the year. Some mens Battleships have more ceremonies than others.

So Bob; are you gonna be sailin the old Battleship this weekend?

by Dr. Battleship DeCock February 29, 2008

Nigger battle

A battle between two humans and see who could drink malt liquor, eat fried chicken, drink grape soda, do drugs, mainly what a black person would do the most. The winner is the last man standing.

Tyrone, I challenge you to a nigger battle!

by Shrersh November 29, 2016

Aussie Battler

A Person or group of persons that work from 9 till 5,with five or more kids,one wife and one or more ex wifes,living off centrelink payments and driving to the bottle shop every half hour,live in narrewarren or anywhere close to a delfin estate,drives a kingswood or vb commodore/vk commodore,wears moccisons,has a mullet,cant afford the home loan and bought all the furniture from harvey norman when the 24 months interest free was on.now they owe more on that out dated couch then its actually worth..

"Mate,im just an aussie battler tryin to feed my wife and kids and a bit on the side for a slab of vb"

by carltondraught October 24, 2008