big belly bymstro

Big boi with a big big belly

you are such a big belly bymstro

by Ice.Milk December 21, 2017

Lord Beelzebub

Lord Beelzebub is a character from Amazon’s Good Omens, played by Anna Maxwell Martin.

They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.

Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.

They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.

They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.

Crowley: “Lord Beelzebub! What an honor!” *bows*
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”

by The Devil Put Aside For You July 8, 2020

peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!

A kindergarten game where one kid says the refrain, "Peanut Butter and Jelly!" and another kid repeats it. After the second kid says it, the first kid says, "Well, sock 'em in the belly!" and lets fly a fist into the second kids stomach.

Kid #1: "Hey! Say this: "Peanut Butter and jelly!"
Kid #2: "Okay. Peanut Butter and JellY!"
Kid #1: "Well, then, "peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!"
(Followed by a sucker punch to the solar plexus.)
Kid #2: "Ouch! you friggin douche!"

by Virgil Smooch March 12, 2010

Belly Boner

belly boner is nsfw gif or vid of a man having sexual relations with substantially large dildo that he wedged between his mattress and box spring.As he proceeds to insert the dildo and go at it you notice that this dildo is in fact so large that it pokes through his stomach and shows a slight indentation in his belly hence the name belly boner.

surely you jest my good man mo mere mortal could take that size of a penis and not end up like mr.hands dead of a perforated colon.no my good man smple google belly boner and bare witness to this oddity

by mr.handsthedestroyerofeyes December 11, 2012

Belly Dog

Slang for penis. The area right under your belly that may be known as a dog to most people.

Guy 1: Yo baby you trying to peep my belly dog?
Girl 2: What's a belly dog?
Guy 1: It's slang for penis. You know, like my dick.

by Jear October 27, 2010

baelyn

An amazing person originally from Montana, is really pretty, and loves art. I know your here Baelyn. ( ͡⚆ل͜ ͡⚆)

Person 1:omg baelyn is so pretty!

P2:omg yeah

by Denki the meme boi November 6, 2019

Buddha belly

A legitimate effect of Enlightenment, that no amount of working out will correct. It has nothing at all to do with fat or calories but rather is the result of actual changes in the physical structure of the body.

Girl: I have to workout! I'm getting a buddha belly!
Me: Don't be daft, working out won't help at all if it's a legitimate buddha belly and not just rolls of fat.

by psychomage August 16, 2016