beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

by Oliver Clozeoff July 7, 2007

beef stick

A large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling

Bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

fuckin' beef

A fat person who is extremely overweight or just a common insult between friends.

Craig you gonna do some house work you fuckin' beef you've sat there all day.

Dan isn't eric a fuckin' beef hes such a fat bastard.

by DDPRO September 11, 2005

Fake Beef

A purposely faked fight or argument created for comedic purposes

I hope trump sticks to only fake beef with north korea because I really don't wanna go boom.

by DLoCo September 14, 2018

Beef Busta

It originally started in M45 Manchester, The legend has it that a Being called Joe Mozza was circling three young Yb's with his Best Friend Lucas. All of a sudden the second YB Called MM Shouted very loudly Beef Busta. Ever since then The Legend Joe has been in peoples mind for centuries. If you find this man please report to m25 city council.

Beef Busta, Big ears , Big Everything apart from D. Joe "I will find the Beef Busta one day I will reveal his legend."

by PuedoCode Written in full HD June 9, 2017

Beef Leech

Someone that latches onto and is obsessed with arguments and gossip (beef). Like a leech, they latch onto something, in this case - beef.

That girl keeps asking everybody about the fight last night. She's such a beef leech.

by CorBlimey September 24, 2017