beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

by Oliver Clozeoff July 7, 2007

beef stick

A large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling

Bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

fuckin' beef

A fat person who is extremely overweight or just a common insult between friends.

Craig you gonna do some house work you fuckin' beef you've sat there all day.

Dan isn't eric a fuckin' beef hes such a fat bastard.

by DDPRO September 11, 2005

super beef

Wrapping the pussy in two sub rolls and fucking it

Yo my boy DeAndre bought some sub rolls the other day to super beef Tayquisha

by Dirty wash clothes November 4, 2015

Beef-case

Slide 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb in the arse, pick her up like a briefcase

beef-case- “Yo the other day I beefcased this bitch”

by Mad AH December 7, 2019

Beef Squash

A combination of Sasquatch with a cheeseburger.

Who ever came up with beef squash was high as fuck.

by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020