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toss a beat

To mastubate, beat off, jack off, beat the bishop, rub one out and so on
After I saw those two girl's I had to go to the shitter so I could toss a beat.
by Dave buttox May 18, 2004
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Beat-up

A news story that has been written in such a way to make it appear more dramatic or sensational than it actually is.

Typically accompanied by an attention-grabbing headline.
That story of a man giving birth was a beat-up.
by _Steve March 18, 2009
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Beat the kids

1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.

2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion
No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.
by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009
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Beat Crusaders

A japanese pop punk band. Unlike most bands they sing about 98% of there songs in english. Wroth a listen to if you wanna listen to something new
I got Beat Crusaders new album POPDOD yesterday!! woot
by Toilet man January 16, 2009
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Beating on Asians

Hew spent the weekend at the snow, beating on Asians.
by Slopeface July 14, 2019
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Beat the Liberal

Some Yellow Boi: I gonna beat the liberal in 8 hours, 16 minutes, 35 seconds, and 3 nanoseconds.
Liberal across the street: *Has a mental breakdown because using a ukulele is cultural appropriating the Hawaiian people*
by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 2, 2019
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kill the beat

To have rythm with or dance along to a beat
Yo that bboy just killed that beat
He can totally kill the beat
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