Rapest Beard

The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.

When Chris got back from vacation he had the sickest rapest beard.

by Ümbra May 25, 2004

power beads

small colorful beads wore about the wrist. Used to collect powers such as money, luck, love, health, and other such things.

I wore a green set of power beads to ensure money in my life.

by Sam Sam Bill January 19, 2005

suicide beard

Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.

Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.

by Super-Extra December 14, 2008

Pussy Beard

A man's beard that smells like a vagina after performing oral on a woman.

"Babe, you need to wash your face...I can still smell your pussy beard."

by Khaleesidanaran November 4, 2015

Spearing the bearded clam

A phrase used in the place of sex

I saw you over there and was wondering if we could be spearing the bearded clam back at my place.

by Cres October 2, 2012

Mr. Barad

Wears weird long socks 🧦. Warm ups usually take from 30- 50 minutes. He will roast you if you do anything. And always tells his students to not complain but complains himself every single day. Makes corny jokes that are not funny. Will say catch phrases that no one knows

Student: the board is too bright

Mr. Barad: at least something is.
Everyone in the class stares
Me barad: SKIP IT!

by Me. Barad October 11, 2018

bearded

Something that is totally awesome, leet, super-cool, ragenomic, or otherwise excellent.

Guy # 1 : Im fockin hungry

Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?

Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro

by Mike Hackett May 14, 2008