tight as dick's hat band

When something is very close fitting. Also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.

Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.

"Man, that dress she had on was tight as dick's hat band!"

"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."

by Kani's world April 2, 2017

Band

Disfunctional family that you choose.

Garage Bands
Marching Band practice out in 120 F

by crzygall August 11, 2008

Bandak

1. A word synonymous with a savior/ sexy beast.

2. A hottie

1. OMG!! That girl was such a Bandak last night

2. That Bandak is making me sweat

by clorox4 August 17, 2009

Whiskey Bandage

When you are injured but can't feel it because you are so drunk.

I sprained my ankle I think, but it's fine I can walk I have a whiskey bandage.

by Gonzo Writer June 2, 2013

Texan Bandaid

A synonym for super glue.

This frickin' seat cover keeps ripping further. Time for a Texan Bandaid.

Dude, this hangnail is killing me. "Put a Texan Bandage on it."

by Battle Chief January 23, 2015

Oven-Baked Meatloaf

Complicated and disturbingly, creative sex position:

Involving a woman doing a yoga head stand, her turtle heading partner, and a mutual fecal fetish.
(Some skills required)

"Let's do Oven-Baked Meatloaf again; that never gets boring!"

"Ya know, instead of Beefstew, I'm in the mood for some hot, fresh Oven-Baked Meatloaf!"

"If we are going to have Oven-Baked Meatloaf, again ...this time, make sure the oven is pre-heated and the meatloaf is ready to be baked."

"Oven-Baked Meatloaf: nothing like the shit your mom cooks; it's loads better."

"I'm not a big fan of Beefstew, but Oven-baked Meatloaf sounds good."

by Dang Jacked February 17, 2017

poopshitters the band

the best band yet

q have you heard of poopshitters the band
a yes

by HIGHLIZARDA June 3, 2021