Beat the bandit

To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.

Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"

Mike: "What why?"

Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"

by bret1020393 August 25, 2011

gay bandit

someone who likes the penis way to much and goes around stealing peaple straightnes!!

big gay al is a gay bandit

by stan August 18, 2006

hot dog bandit

not really a theif, but more of a psycophanatic! disguised as a robber, this once hot dog salesmen takes pleasure in stealing your hotdogs once you have bought it. A hot dog bandit is alergic to mustard, except for french.

Man: Oh No! its the hot dog bandit! he is going to steal my hot dog. What Shall i do? Jimmy, eat my hot dog, but dont digest it yet.
Jimmy: Woof

by simon gardner September 13, 2006

Pandito Bandito

The Pandito Bandito or PB is considered to most to be a legend or folklore. The truth of the matter is he resides in Kirkland, Washington. His fascintation for panties has led him on a multi state panty stealing spree. He wears a cape and a mask to hide his true identity. The kryptonite for the pandito bandito is victoria secret the sight of that many panties overwhelms him completely and he freezes in place. Getting the bandito to the VS will be the only way to catch him and stop his 24 year reign of terror.

What happened to your panties?

That god damned Pandito Bandito stole them.

by PB hater August 16, 2008

Blue Tag Bandits

Just about the hardest gang reppin the SCO: the 415. They roll otta pac heights and kick it with the Addidas Boys. But they got a beef with the Nike Boys cuz they don't show no respect.

The Blue Tag Bandets can be recognized by a strip of blue cloth around their left arm.

Some dude: Who's the hardest crew around?

All: BLUE TAG BANDITS

by Mad cold killa April 26, 2005

cock stalking bandit

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.

Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

by Joshoua October 17, 2006

Lip Bandit

A male who is a slut when it comes to kissing mutiple girls within weeks of each other.

That guy is such a lip bandit!

by Annji December 16, 2005