What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.
I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.
If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 20, 2021
Get the Giraffe balloon mug.The act of utilizing a straw to blow hot air into your partner's anus for sexual pleasure. Can also be used in preparation for the act of bullfrogging.
My girlfriend loves when I give her a Hot Air Balloon. It adds plenty of hot air to her anal cavity for when she it ready to bullfrog me.
by Bullfrog Ben March 24, 2022
Get the Hot Air Balloon mug."I love balloon babe i would chop off my testicles and sew them back on, then do the same on my scrotum, just to hear balloon babe fart into a jar"
by purplexed February 12, 2022
Get the Balloon Babe mug.by memememegumin April 19, 2022
Get the balloon bimbo mug.Where a couple of any sexualities' get a piece of gum, and both ejaculate in it to where it forms a pouch of the couples seamen. After this the couple play a game of rock paper scissors and who ever loses in the game has to chew the gum for the rest of the day with no complaints.
Ex: (Jimmy) Man I've been having this salty taste in my mouth after losing to a game of "Water Balloon" with Jessica
by Nutbutter December 31, 2020
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