bittie hunting

a sport in which a bittie is hunted (very attractive male). this sometimes involves a tranquilizer gun and a very large net

what are we doing tonight?
bittie hunting obviously, there is a party up the street

by Fellow bittiy hunters September 29, 2008

Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster

When Shit mixes with liquids such as," Lemonade, Lime Soda, and other sour beverages," gets blended together, drank by someone and then said person laughs hard enough to make the beverage shoot up the persons throat and out of the nostrils.

That party last night was epic. Cornelious made Linda laugh so hard she pulled a Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster!

by champspider-nicknack January 19, 2011

Bitter creek

The opposite of a blumpkin or pissing on a chick while she takes a dump.

They knew they were in love after he gave her some a loving bitter creek.

by Jacob Cecil February 24, 2011

Bitty Whip

A man or womens penis used to pleasure a bitty.

I love it when he uses his bitty whip to slap me.

by N-word William November 21, 2011

bitter-nut

A polite way to let others know what shit actually tastes like.

Got a little crazy with that rimjob and ended up getting a tongueful of bitter-nut.

by Krunt Recovery August 15, 2011

bitter bombing

(v.) The curmudgeon’s online equivalent to glitter bombing. The act of attacking someone on a blog or website comments page without warning or provocation just because you’re a bitter old bastard that has absolutely nothing constructive to add to the discussion and you enjoy being a complete dick.

We were having this really engaging online debate the other day until that douche bag “4skin” showed up and begin bitter bombing everyone. Yeah, that pretty much killed it.

by Jurgis Rudkus December 23, 2011

Bittikin

bitties that are WAY too young. these "bids" try to infiltrate older social circles through going to parties thrown by older friends of friends. eventually, they try to seduce older men (college bros), often times lying about their age and high school status. they can be hot, but not legal to take to bed.

adam: dude that chick is fine over there
trevor: i think she's a bittikin bro
balthazar: whatever bro, tap that shit
chris: honestly, i agree. she is smokin'!

by bally b September 12, 2012