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Heavy Balls

When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm
It's been a while and now I have heavy balls.
by Hondipo January 24, 2019
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cyber balls

only having the balls to say something when your on the internet.

being anonymous on the internet can give someone "cyber balls"
she's not tough, she just has cyber balls.

he's a total bitch in real life but online he has massive cyber balls
by alwayshaley May 18, 2011
mugGet the cyber ballsmug.

lacrosse ball

The first ever weapon of mass-destruction. Used as a catalyst for winning lacrosse games, but when it's not tearing through the corners of a goal, can be a terribly destructive force that can break bones. Made out of pure rubber.
Little Tommy didn't know that when he threw his lacrosse ball, that it would fly out of his stick and smash a Ferrari, a window, then a lamp, next a television set, and then finally a man's femur.
by Rollencoaster April 20, 2014
mugGet the lacrosse ballmug.

fluxsys balls

friend 1: you look like shit. What's wrong?

friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months

friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!
by flardy December 1, 2019
mugGet the fluxsys ballsmug.

Orphan the Balls

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.
Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.
by aurora89 December 22, 2009
mugGet the Orphan the Ballsmug.

Hoppy Ball

When during a game of FIFA you completely mess up a simple pass, lobbed or through ball.
Pass me the ball? FOR FUCK SAKE THATS SUCH A HOPPY BALL!
by Scopey January 16, 2011
mugGet the Hoppy Ballmug.

the cock and the balls of it

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.
by Special needs student September 1, 2012
mugGet the the cock and the balls of itmug.

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