Bagel

the best food. ever.

bow to the bagel lord

by the bagel profit May 19, 2022

bagel

he is bagel, his life is a memecord reference

guy1: whos the worst memecord mod?
guy2: that would be bagel

by THISTHIS October 7, 2021

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.>

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.>

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

Bagel Rizz

Bagel rizz is something only a stupid mf named Samad would attempt to pull off. It includes the act of offering to buy a bitch a bagel in hopes to pipe. Bagel rizz has a 0% success rate and always ends in being laughed at in public.

Nahh no way this stupid mf tried bagel rizz on that bih

by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024

Bageling

When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)

Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"

by Huds23 May 9, 2016

electric bagel

An everything bagel dosed with liquid lsd.

I had eaten an "electric bagel" and was out of my mind.

by ballg December 28, 2013