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suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal
Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!
by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014
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Dark alert

When you take a picture (alone or with others) and you can't see your self because your too dark
Girl: hey,did you see the dark alert I pose pied
Girl: no,but I wouldn't see it anyways
by Lolqueenbee May 28, 2015
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Gastric Allergy

A revulsion to a particular food or food provider.
Server: You want sour cream on that?

Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.

Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.
by UR-GODZ September 29, 2015
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Mom Allert

The state of mind, when one of your friends has declared that he/she is going to attempt to persuade your mom into having intercourse with them.
"Dude, don't make me get on mom allert !"
by BitterThanYou March 22, 2016
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Pube alert

A brief yet unintentional change in the octave of a persons voice. Particularly, a young male going through puberty.
Damn Bro, those girls are laughing at you over that Pube Alert you just had during the the final scene of the play.
by XxThracianxX January 17, 2017
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trigger allert

When someone is triggerd he is irritated and you say trigger allert when your friend is triggerd so they get even more triggerd.
friend: wha you are fakkin cunt me: TRIGGER ALLERT
by FAKKYUMASTER March 20, 2017
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scroll alert

1. A scroll alert is a cross between a spoiler alert and a warning to ‘keep on scrolling’, recently invented. Not in wide use.
2. The information which follows ‘scroll alert’ will a) go against the norm b) will involve an alternate viewpoint which may go against your grain, beliefs, and quite possibly piss you off, c) may actually mess with your world and cause you to readjust and grapple with your values for a minimum of three days, and quite possibly more.
3. A scroll alert is a warning or disclaimer.

4. These words indicate that you are forewarned to “Keep on scrolling” unless you’re willing to engage. Just like a spoiler alert, scroll alert is a warning associated with giving away the main or turning point in a politicosocial event.
5. Precedes a statement that someone earnestly believes themselves and knows will really piss people off.
6. A term to describe the revelation of crucial elements (i.e. purported unverified facts, cause of deaths, viewpoint twists, attribution of responsibility, etc.) of a situation involving values (political, religious, moral, social etc.)
SCROLL ALERT
Charlottesville….REALLY?
After seeing a host of one-sided posts, I’ve gotta share my views. First of all I don’t see how people can claim any responsibility if they only see one side. That situation was a TWO-SIDED one.
by NoNukes4U September 2, 2017
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