The Great American Sausage

Another way of saying The Penis

Susie is a whore. She's always riding the Great American Sausage into the sunset

by curtHendzell September 17, 2007

United States of America

A company with a poor Better Business Bureau rating that is jointly owned by small enclaves of hyperproductive accelerationist demonic billionaires, whose main product is Democracy™.

United States of America's business interests include establishing a unipolar global hegemony, where all of their institutions and values have been forcefully integrated into every corner of the planet so that they may better monetize the global population.

To facilitate these business interests they:

- Wage endless war for 228 of the 246 years they've existed, destabilizing entire regions so that they can buy up their infrastructures for pennies on the dollar - all while playing both sides the entire time.

- Overthrow democratically elected governments, infringe upon human rights, and undermine personal liberties.

- Maintain a permanent underclass of employees through the profiteering of disaster capitalism and complete control of policymaking, ensuring the employees who produce the most profit are at their best when material conditions for everyone else are at their lowest.

- Perpetuate and deploy meaningless two-sided ideological systems that neither resolve conflict or respond to crisis, convince regular employees that they are involved in company decisions through their engagement and discussion of them, and observe as they rip each other apart.

- Kill a lot of people and make employees pay for it.

"Man, we have a lot of oil and poppy farms here I sure hope the United States of America doesn-"
* Gets bombed by some dude on the other side of the planet with an Xbox controller *

" Man my leader wants to take us off the petrodollar and drastically increase our standard of living. I sure hope the United States of Amer-"
* Leader gets assassinated, proxy government established, shopping malls built*

"Wow a bunch of Saudis attacked the United States of America, good thing I live in Iraq"

*Country invaded, leader overthrown and executed, tons of innocent civilians murdered.*

by fragi1e December 8, 2022

American Club Rat

A species of rodent that likes to frequent clubs and bars.

Environment: Dark places with flashing colored or strobe lights.

Temperament: Enjoys attention, receiving compliments, can be annoying at times, wears low and high cut clothing, enjoys dancing with members of the same or opposite sex.

Movement: Likes grinding and dancing on poles or other objects that attract attention.

Greg: What are you doing tonight?
Angela: Going to the club
Greg: Again? You just went the past few nights
Angela: I know but I just can't get enough of it
Greg: You're an American Club Rat

by GJoeWilliams October 1, 2009

Americal Division

The 23rd Infantry Division of the United States Army. Formed during WWI in the Pacific. Reactivated for the Vietnam War. Based in Chu Lai. Generally operated in the Southern 3 provinces of Military Region I (I Corps). It was the largest Infantry Unit in Vietnam, Gained noteriety for the My Lai Massacre.

The Americal Division fought in some of the bloodiest battles of the Vietnam War.

by Ethan M. Allen October 5, 2005

american idiot fan

A person (usually a female between the ages of 9 and 15), who "likes" Green Day (spelt as "Greenday" by these creatures.) (see teenybopper), only since their successful album that they released in 2004, American Idiot. These people usually only know of Billie Joe Armstrong as THE member of "Greenday". The ways they spell Billie Joe's name are REDICULOUS!! Examples for the mis-spellings are: Billy Joe Armstrong, Billy Jo Armstrong, Billy Jo, and Billie Jo Armstrong. Sad, yes, I know. They do not know of Green Day's older, and somewhat better albums: 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours, Kerplunk, Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, and they MAY know ONE OR TWO songs from "Warning". They know of American Idiot as "Greenday's first album". And usually don't even listen to the best songs on there! They listen usually (ONLY) to tracks 1, 3, 4, and 11. (American Idiot, Holiday (probably because it fades into Boulevard of Broken Dreams, which most of these things call "Iwalk Alone"), and Wake me up When September Ends. Nope, not Letterbomb, not Homecomeing, not She's a Rebel, nothing else. They may also know 21 Guns and/or Know Your Enemy from 21st Century Breakdown. And if they don't listen to the music, (which most don't), they only focus on how "super haaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwtttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!" Billie Joe is.

Teenybopper: 0h Th41 8177y Jo ArMsTrOnG iS, lYk, SoOoOoOo000, haaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwttttttt!!!!!oneone1111111elevenone!!!!!!111eleven 1 w4nt 2 h4V oVeR 1234567890987654321234567890 oF hIZ BaYbEEeeeZZZZ!!!!!!11111111oneoneoneeleventyone1111!!!!! AnD H15 W1f3 c4n f477 1N 4 HoLE aND DyE!!!!!!!11111eleventyone111!!22

Normal (Real) Green Day fan: When did Green Day's first album come out?

Teeny: UuUuUuhhhhhhh... 2004!1!oneeleven DUh!!!!!!!!1111oneone111eleventyone1111~!~~!!!!!!!!!!

Real fan: Nope! 1989!

Teeny: Nu-uh! Am3R1C4N 1D01+ c4M3 0u+ 1N 2004!!!!!!!11111oneoneone111!!!~~~~eleventyone

Real fan: Goodbye you stupid American Idiot Fan.

by I-Hate-Teenies November 4, 2010

American Dream

A concept that died around 1973. Originally the dream of being a blue-collar manufacturer living in a suburban house with a white picket fence with your wife and two kids. The term was rendered obselete as the American economy became based on service with manufacturing jobs being taken over by China and Japan.

Only the consistantly dim-witted and naive portion of American citizens still believe in the idea of the American dream.

by radium May 1, 2006

american holy water

Filling a Walmart brand water bottle with semen, boiling it, and then giving it to hookers for 20 bucks

I gave the girl who hangs out behind Arby's a bottle of American holy water yesterday

by Acidmushrooms420 March 2, 2017