alan silvestri

The act of eating out a woman while using your tongue to conduct the theme to Mouse Hunt and using your penis as a baton to conduct a grand orchestra

Before we had sex, I took her to the Opera House and did an Alan Silvestri on her

by secret98789 April 17, 2011

Alan

Baby faced fuck head who keeps a dumbass pharaoh looking beard cause he thinks it makes him look older, but he has no idea how to style a beard right, so we end up with the pharaoh monstrosity he sports. A huge nerd, especially with Star Wars, and kind of an asshole. He’ll only talk to you when he wants to, otherwise he’ll ignore you. Extremely high sex drive and is hung af.

That boy Alan is such a fuck head

by Blondbuddy2 July 9, 2018

alannah

alannah is amazing. period

Dont call alannah depressed

by YourNansAnalBeads June 21, 2020

Alan

A fake ass piece of shit

That dude alan holy shit he be dodged the homies so fucking hard

by xX_ODazn_Xx October 13, 2020

Alan

Alan's are absoloute twats. They dont take no for an awnser and are very clingy to people they are not in a relationship with. Alans tend to be weak and fainthearted. If an Alan punches you, he will end up crying. Also described as a melt or a wet wipe.

Hey Joey, innit Alan is a complete pussy?

Yeah, what a melt.

by BxpeHoodie July 19, 2018

Alana

A fat ugly bitch whose pussy is dry😭

Bruh did you get it in or was Alana too dry

by Bigdixkdaddy December 12, 2017

Alan-wart

A weird kind of growth/wart thing on your hand (normally left...) which has an unknown cause. It's the kind of wart an "Alan" would have.

"oh look I've got an alan-wart!"

by MissPerfectDomGirl February 22, 2009