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The Ten Commuffments

The Ten Commuffments

And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"

ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.

TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.

THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.

FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.

FIVE: Honor your Muff's.

SIX: You shall not murder Muff.

SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.

EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.

NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.

TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.

Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?

Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
by Muffism June 2, 2010
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Ten

Not just a number. Ten is a fine ass girl who is top tier in not just looks but also talent. The women dances like a god and sings like an angel. A hot ass mf on stage and a sassy and cute girl off stage. Shes a full package. In conclusion she’s a 10/10. Stan her and nct/wayv period.
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Take ten deep breaths underwater

Its what you say to Neo Nazis, incels and so called gnome hunter's on TikTok, for example:
Dude 1: "Now yuo see" / "aryan classic"
Dude 2: "Take ten deep breaths underwater, you fascist cunt"
by ToyBoy§§ July 5, 2023
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Ten speed

Ten Speed is a name you call a person who is always going fast! Whether on drugs or always in a hurry!!
Someone needs to talk to that ten speed crackhead over there!!
by Amy Jae April 16, 2024
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Jersey "Ten"

When GPS says it'll take 20-30min to get somewhere but a native Jersey driver will always see that as a challenge and make it there in 10min, or a Jersey "10"

Synonymous with a Jersey "Five" for what GPS claims will take 15-20min, etc.
Jack: Why didn't you leave yet, I'm 30min away from you?
Joe: F*ck the GPS. I'll be there in a Jersey "Ten".
by 43on287 February 20, 2021
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Ten

Expressing one's annoyance instead of proclaiming, "I am angry at this current moment in time."
I'm a ten.
Neuhhhh i'm a Ten.
by wombbroom May 6, 2015
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Barrel of monkeys ten

Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).
“I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous
by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024
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