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Fact-tard

First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.
"You Sir, are a fact-tard."
by Perry C. September 17, 2008
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Gnar-Tard

Gnar-Tard is a combination of the words Gnarly and Retard.

It is used to describe someone who is truly and idiot.
You are such a Gnar-Tard!
by Girlygirl3423232 June 14, 2009
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Fuck Tard

A pair of Leotards with a hole in the crotch.
Honey, are we doing it naked or using the Fuck Tard?
by brewtaco September 17, 2010
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Tard Wrangler

The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.
Who is going to be the tard wrangler during tonight's drinking game?
by MexicanTurkey24 December 10, 2020
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Wii-tard

Somebody who lives of the Nintendo Wii, spends all their money buying the games and accessories and often uploads reviews about them to Youtube.
All you ever do is play on that damn Wii, face it, you're a Wii-tard
by ColdRicePudding June 5, 2009
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part-tarded

Main Entry: Part-tarded
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did
Function: adjective
offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do.
1: I don’t know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that Poison Ivy.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded.
3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.
by D. Wulf September 5, 2008
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douche-tard

a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.

Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.

Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?

Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".

Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
by Fugues May 2, 2010
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