That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.
1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
by ADzski March 7, 2019
Get the sphinct-o-secondmug. A boner (erection) received from something you are not actively involved in. It is used to describe how a boner is brought about.
by raladical December 30, 2011
Get the Second degree bonermug. When your break at work is not long enough for you to go and get what you want to eat.
Sometimes if breaks have been reduced from an hour to 30mins at your place of work.
Sometimes if breaks have been reduced from an hour to 30mins at your place of work.
Chaydes: hey man, want to grab a footlong at clean Subway?
Squeezy: can't man, only have a 30 second lunch, wanna get dirty Subway instead?
Squeezy: can't man, only have a 30 second lunch, wanna get dirty Subway instead?
by Bigz Mo September 21, 2017
Get the 30 second lunchmug. Max was horny and had a boner, Andre was looking and he got a boner. Andre had second-hand arousement
by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 12, 2020
Get the Second-hand arousementmug. The act of getting AIDS as a result of having sexual intercourse with an individual who recently was a sexual partner of Magic Johnson
Person 1: “Yo man, I got second hand magic yesterday!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”
by Randy Mead November 18, 2019
Get the Second Hand Magicmug. 1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.
2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
Get the 5 second rulemug. A sudden and short rave that is usually started by a person switching the light on and off in a strobe-like way while shouting "10 SECOND RAVE". The other people in the room are then obliged to start partying hard for roughly 10 seconds, give or take a few. After the Rave is done, everyone returns to their previous tasks like nothing ever happened.
John: 10 SECOND RAAAAVE *switches lights on and off*
*a rave occurs*
Steve: Wow that was some 10 second rave huh?
John: Shut up Steve.
*a rave occurs*
Steve: Wow that was some 10 second rave huh?
John: Shut up Steve.
by Partyharder December 23, 2009
Get the 10 Second Ravemug.