person1: hey did you see le monkey last night? he was looking thicc
person2: yea I did he stole my liver -_-
person1: uh oh stinky
person2: yea I did he stole my liver -_-
person1: uh oh stinky
by ieatvegans November 1, 2019
Get the le monkey mug.1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
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1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.
2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.
2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
Is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? Wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? Someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.
by monkey blanket July 19, 2017
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Get the Gliding monkey mug.A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.
The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.
by Biomed88 October 13, 2013
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Get the Monkey aids mug.1. This refers to a person who dabbles in the Greco-Roman philosophy of stoicism but seems to, choose to lack the maturity or discipline to truly practice it in any serious sense.
Stoicism's origin stepms from the Greek phrase "Stoa Poikile" which translates to "painted porch." "Stoa" meaning porch. Thus they inhabit the porch but have all the seriousness and dedication a monkey would have toward serious philosophy.
2. Porch monkey is also a derogatory term to someone who practices stoic philosophy.
3. Porch monkey is also a highly derogatory term for black person and typically has no bearing on his philisophical outlooks.
Usage note: To avoid being seen as a racist, only use this term to refer to stoics who cannot be mistaken for people of color.
Stoicism's origin stepms from the Greek phrase "Stoa Poikile" which translates to "painted porch." "Stoa" meaning porch. Thus they inhabit the porch but have all the seriousness and dedication a monkey would have toward serious philosophy.
2. Porch monkey is also a derogatory term to someone who practices stoic philosophy.
3. Porch monkey is also a highly derogatory term for black person and typically has no bearing on his philisophical outlooks.
Usage note: To avoid being seen as a racist, only use this term to refer to stoics who cannot be mistaken for people of color.
1. "Alexander says he is a stoic, but after seeing his temper tantrum the other day, I'm starting to think he's just a porch monkey."
2. "Lucius is lecturing us all again about how we shouldn't let our emotions control our character. He's such a porch monkey."
3. "Kwame thought Bob was lashing out at him for being a stoic when Bob called him a "porch monkey," but Bob was simply an obnoxious racist. Kwame practiced stoicism however and laughed it off, just making non-stoic Bob angrier.
2. "Lucius is lecturing us all again about how we shouldn't let our emotions control our character. He's such a porch monkey."
3. "Kwame thought Bob was lashing out at him for being a stoic when Bob called him a "porch monkey," but Bob was simply an obnoxious racist. Kwame practiced stoicism however and laughed it off, just making non-stoic Bob angrier.
by revoLucian1776 February 14, 2023
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