jizz fizz

(Vulgar slang) - The COCKtail a person performing fellatio receives orally when the one being fellated has an orgasm in their mouth.

Boy, the jizz fizz I got down my throat from sucking his schlong last night was better than drinking a Black Russian!

by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006

Jizz Model

A slutty or skanky female. A hoe. One that probably gives lots of head.

Becky is nothin' but a jizz model. She blows everyone.

by saranwrapper December 14, 2009

dick jizz

Someone named Richard who's last name is difficult to pronounce. Many a time this person will believe they know what they are talking about when they are totally wrong.

Richard (insert hard to pronouce name) - Im a republican and always think im right
Friend 1 - Hey Dick Jizz, Get the F*** outta of here

by John Lucocks September 23, 2008

Jizz bungalow

A big, dirty, dirt slut. Also can be used in terms of the home of a big, dirty, dirt slut.

Your cousin Mariella is a wonderful girl, but her algebra skills don't make up for the fact that she's a jizz bungalow.

by J.B. Dawgzone February 15, 2015

sunnyside jizz

When you beatoff using only a single egg yolk as lube, and finally frying the gelatinous mixture as a delicious meal of eggs and jizz.

Margo:Hey what are you cooking for breakfast?
Todd:Eggs
Margo:Oh what kind?
Todd:Can't you see? Eggs served sunnyside jizz biotch!

by Lebs September 20, 2004

jizz app

a made up app for ipod touch that lets u stroke the shaft and of a males penis and watch it jizz when he gets very happy

jizz app

by Precision October 1, 2009

jizz fizzler

premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given

Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.

by Big Nasty Bastard and Jizz Fizzler June 17, 2006