A short, chill kinda girl with a kickass attitude, loves to pick fights, and is always shit talking random people she doesn't know,in love with hugs, and kills to be bitten. shes DOWN son and u can find her kicking it in the front of CHS with the Homiesz Lilleh and Daniel
by StonerDawgXcore September 14, 2008
(Vulgar slang) - The COCKtail a person performing fellatio receives orally when the one being fellated has an orgasm in their mouth.
Boy, the jizz fizz I got down my throat from sucking his schlong last night was better than drinking a Black Russian!
by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006
Someone named Richard who's last name is difficult to pronounce. Many a time this person will believe they know what they are talking about when they are totally wrong.
Richard (insert hard to pronouce name) - Im a republican and always think im right
Friend 1 - Hey Dick Jizz, Get the F*** outta of here
Friend 1 - Hey Dick Jizz, Get the F*** outta of here
by John Lucocks September 28, 2006
by saranwrapper December 14, 2009
Your cousin Mariella is a wonderful girl, but her algebra skills don't make up for the fact that she's a jizz bungalow.
by J.B. Dawgzone February 16, 2015
When you beatoff using only a single egg yolk as lube, and finally frying the gelatinous mixture as a delicious meal of eggs and jizz.
Margo:Hey what are you cooking for breakfast?
Todd:Eggs
Margo:Oh what kind?
Todd:Can't you see? Eggs served sunnyside jizz biotch!
Todd:Eggs
Margo:Oh what kind?
Todd:Can't you see? Eggs served sunnyside jizz biotch!
by Lebs September 20, 2004
a made up app for ipod touch that lets u stroke the shaft and of a males penis and watch it jizz when he gets very happy
jizz app
by Precision October 01, 2009