An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.
Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.
Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.
Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.
Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.
Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.
Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
by nevabrokedown May 27, 2017
Get the Fordmug. by anonymous October 28, 2020
Get the Brady Fordmug. Robo caller, possible AI engineered. After verifying there is not an actual human caller on the line, disconnect.
by datswatshesaid February 26, 2025
Get the RUBY FORDmug. A group of teens from the suburbs of Minnesota. Oftentimes referred to as “the bods”. These hipsters crave the attention of women while be cast in the shadow of competing parties like “bamer” and “yomski”. All while perfecting the art of irony.
by FordBodfranklegus June 21, 2022
Get the Ford Festmug. The slowest, stupidest, most expensive pice of shit money can buy. Someone who owns a Ford is likely stupid as all hell.
by TheactualsmRtone January 17, 2016
Get the Fordmug. by ianboomer October 21, 2019
Get the Cayden Fordemug. Named after the Betty Ford clinic. It is a drink mix consisting of coffee and alcohol. Uppers to bring you up and downers to bring you back down.
by Gunt chuck May 2, 2018
Get the betty ford speedballmug.