snout and candy

Simply put; SNOUT AND CANDY 🍭

I LITERALLY can’t define it easier than that, like animal snouts or just regular snout I suppose combined with just candy (might be a sexual slang to it but who tf knows/cares ??)

Snout and candy is EXACTLY what it sounds like

Snout and candy is just,, snout AND candy

Who the fuck doesn’t know what snout and candy means??

Y’all literally overthink too much,

Example:

I went to the park and found snout and candy

snout and candy is usually pleasurable and usually harmless unless one’s tryna trigger J

by SlightlyunderratedEmail July 25, 2022

Devils Candy

Something that is so enticing that it makes you do it way to much. Over eating or Over stimulating yourself. Something that will cause you to become obsessed and consume too much of it cause it seems like it's so good.

Chocolate and TV late at night is the Devils Candy

by SEAL June 20, 2018

Feed Candy

Eye candy but specifically on your social feed; A picture so sweet, those who follow your feed will be delighted.

This sunset picture... feed candy.

Photos of my niece are the most liked on my Instagram, she’s feed candy.

by LMM121 September 29, 2017

Candy Dealer

A Candy Dealer is a horny guy that does anything for candy but mostly blowjobs and stuff like that.

Guy: I am gay and need a blowjob but got no money only candy
Guy's friend: I know a candy dealer

by Tommaso the cockmoster August 29, 2017

Candy jar

The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.

Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.

by Shower-shits November 8, 2019

the butterscotch candy

When an older woman offers you a butterscotch candy and puts it in her vagina and you must retrieve it only using your mouth

"dude that milf last night totally let me do the butterscotch candy on her"

by buttahshatch boi November 5, 2014

Candy Moon

Another way to say "sweet dreams" (🍬🌙). Trademarked by Daijobu, popularized on Little Planet.

Sam: "good night, I'm going to sleep."
Daijobu: "Sweet dreams 🍬🌙"
LP: "candy moon!"

by LeilaNoxid April 18, 2021