Cloud God

A ‘Cloud God’ is someone who is pronounced gay but would rather hide his feelings towards men to prevent violation.

Bennet: Are You Cloud God?
EP: I’m not gay!

by Cool Dude Who Is Cool February 13, 2021

Cloud

Cloud is a group of hippies.

How can we get this cloud to the shower?

by The Urban Shaman May 22, 2018

happy clouds

The smoke from your weed or vape.

I'm smokin up happy clouds guys.

by Perseus Rose September 14, 2015

Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).

Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."

by House of Cods March 28, 2017

A Clouded Pilot

When you are skydiving in the air and you take a shit in mid air with your pants pulled down and it hits a fighter jets window and that jet crashes.

"Yeah i did A Clouded Pilot the other day!"

by the one who scrabbl September 15, 2024

Cloud

When your trousers flout like a cloud and makes it look like you got a boner.

"Mate it's that a boner i see"
"Naah fan it's just a cloud innit"
cloud

by Asanco September 20, 2017

Brown Cloud

Brown Cloud: Truely, a fart is a release of tiny poo particals into the air. Magnified, the particals create a, "brown cloud". So the next time you walk into a fart, remember to keep your mouth closed- otherwise you are injesting poo particals AKA brown cloud.

Next time you fart in a crowd, look around at those who are injesting last nights dinner, and celebrate silently.

"Hey dude, I just farted and everyone around me is standing in my brown cloud."

"My brown cloud has taste of last night's fried chicken!"

by swaggette November 29, 2009