3rd Floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the 3rd floor.

by eggplantsucks June 7, 2018

November 3rd

National eat a piece of crap day

It’s November 3rd! You know what that means!!!!

by Hairy Cheeto November 1, 2019

December 3rd

National apple juice day

DAVE: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking december 3rd up in here

by frustracean December 7, 2021

August 3rd

National Ex Day

This is the day you have to make a move towards your ex and see where it goes.
Be careful tho!

Did you see the way he looked at this ex today?
Probably because it's August 3rd.

by dontyouthink3579 August 2, 2022

3rd World

Poor Country

I feel bad for the 3rd World

by 459395 March 13, 2022

3rd december

its my birthday adjsksdk - vix

"whens your birthday?" "oh, my birthday is on the 3rd december"

by vixlovesmitski August 13, 2022

May 3rd

National send titty pics day

May 3rd

by JEFF JEFFY JEFFERSON May 3, 2022