suck at life

1. to have horrible skills for the US board game called "Life"; to never win in the US board game called "Life"
3. to choke every time one tries to eat or to be allergic to the US based breakfast cereal "Life"
1. I suck at life, even my 7 year old sister beats me.
2. Person 1: What do you want for breakfast?
Person 2: What have you got?
Person 1: Eggs or Life cereal.
Person 2: Eggs, definately. I suck at Life.
by Locus April 8, 2007
mugGet the suck at lifemug.

anime sucks

You can't handle the truth. You know that for every anime thot- somewhere, somehow, is being sucked and/or giving the big succ.
Some virgin with no life: Yo nigga did you watch the new episode of ビッグダチは、ステーキを食べて、私の陰茎を吸う24時間のノンストップは、いくつかのエビを食べた後に宇宙の大きな妖精である間に崖から飛び降りて死に自慰する?
Real nigga with a 7in penis regularly fucking a thicc wahmen: Bitch ass nigga, anime sucks dick! Go fuck a real bitch, not one drawn by some fucking Jap or Gook you lazy and pathetic faggot.
by Big nigga counting to infinity November 6, 2018
mugGet the anime sucksmug.

texas sucks

It's what everyone says about texas
by irvinesucks January 9, 2008
mugGet the texas sucksmug.

suck balls

When something or someone is being so incredibly gay/retarded, the only thing you can compare it to that makes any logical sense is someone plopping a sick-ass nutsack into there mouth.
"KORN RULES MAN"-kid
"That kid must suck balls a lot"-anyone but that kid
by Babyface Doutrive July 27, 2006
mugGet the suck ballsmug.

sucks the bag

adj.

1. Inferior, as in quality, condition or effect
2. Severe or unfavorable
3. Being far from a standard; less desireable or satisfactory

v.

1. The act of licking, sucking or otherwise orally stimulating the scrotum and testes
2. Blowing the hairy bagpipes; shining the family jewels.
1. Waking up in a puddle of your own vomit really sucks the bag.

2. A woman who sucks the bag while slobbing the knob is a keeper.
by Flex June 25, 2004
mugGet the sucks the bagmug.

Suck-Monkey

A kiss ass. Boot Licked. Sycophante. A total suck up.

Also: Vampiric Vaginal Tract
Only a Suck-Monkey like you would give their bitch boss a birthday card...
by FireMoth April 3, 2006
mugGet the Suck-Monkeymug.

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