Shut the fk off

Work it out

- Nagam

*Repeat this phrase in response to any comment that doesn’t sit well with you*

“Shut the fk off”

by Nagam September 18, 2020

Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

Hop off

Disrespectfully telling Nihja to hoop off Dirk’s cock

Nihja : wat do u see ?
Dirk : you on my cock still hop off

by Mr hop off July 20, 2022

get off my bus

basically "don't kill my vibe"

*person ruins your joke (or tries)*
"dude, just get off my bus!"

by tm64 March 3, 2014

Break a bitch off

Beating a girls ass, fucking her up.

I’m gonna break a bitch off if sHe flirts with my man.

by Bambie2525 March 15, 2024

Working me ro off

Working your bloody arse off particularly in the Black Country

I’ve been down the furnace working me ro off. I’m shagged.

by Blackcountrybob March 13, 2018

Work off

To cause someone or something to go away throught effort and trying.

Those dogs wanted so munch food so I gave them some meat to work off.

by BlackPohatu October 7, 2016