National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

National grab ass day

The first September is National grab ass day. Meaning all the girlfriends and talking stage girls need to give the guys they’re talking to the chance to get a good grab in.

Damn. My hands been feeling empty lately..
Luckily national grab ass day isn’t far

by EK0T August 30, 2022

National love country boys day

I love national country boy day is the best and the hottest realist men you could ever find. Them damn city boys can't do anything.

"Hey guys it's February 27, National love country boys day!"

by February 27 country boys December 5, 2020

National King’s Day

March 15th is a day for the boys, aka the kings of this world. Today is the day we deserve the upmost respect, a day for us, so keep your heads up.

Person 1: Happy National King’s Day!

by WillieCentral January 4, 2021

National Luke Bilo Day

This day is not his birthday. It’s just all about Luke Bilo

It’s national Luke Bilo day

by liamgrady03 May 12, 2020

National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021

National liar day

national liars day is May 4th this is a day where lairs can celebrate !!

may 4th is National liar day it’s a day where all liars can celebrate!!

by bbrriiaannaa April 29, 2022