Butt jock cock-in-a-lock

When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.

"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"

by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013

cock-o-doodle-doobie

A joint smoked early in the morn when den roosters be crowin'. Or whenever you wake up, basically just an alternative for wake n bake. Limited to joints if it is to be taken literally, of course, but anyone who takes this word so seriously as to split such hairs could clearly benefit from a cock-o-doodle-doobie.

"I'll be up in just a minute, babe. Just rolling a cock-o-doodle-doobie for the morning. And each one I roll I roll for you because I cock-o-doodle-dig you, even if some people call me a cock-o-doodle-douchebag. I know you'll never cock-o-doodle-dump me."

"You know what this morning calls for? Yep, you read my mind. I hear the ganja rooster crowin': it is 'HIGH TIME' for them cock-o-doodle-doobies."

by under_score8000 March 28, 2015

honky tonk sucky cock

Gay sex were a guy fists another turning the anus inside out and then sucking it

"Dude, did you hear that Gio had honky tonk sucky cock with Eric?"

by 69disan69dat November 28, 2020

hard throbbing black cocks

A brick hard black mans cock. Usually covered in semen.

Yes! I love it when they shove those hard throbbing black cocks in me!

by garry_gattchamom July 3, 2022

Snog your cock off

A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.

Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.

by Smuttyman February 2, 2022

ball tickling cock gremlin

A promiscuous woman that specializes in tickling testicles while giving oral sex
#cocksucker

Bethanie is such a ball tickling cock gremlin!!!!!

by Jokerzwylde85 December 24, 2017

Shoot my cock off

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017