boy: I'm so excited bro
girl: why??
boy: I'm gonna get head tonight
girl: damn I'm surprised any girl would even wanna give you head
boy: who said it was a girl?
girl: *flabbergasted*
girl: why??
boy: I'm gonna get head tonight
girl: damn I'm surprised any girl would even wanna give you head
boy: who said it was a girl?
girl: *flabbergasted*
by gayassbitchwholovesdick January 18, 2023
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by Jalen Jones November 16, 2021
Teacher: we are studying a human head today
Student 1: *giggles*
Teacher: stop being so immature you dumbass it ain’t like you’ll ever be getting head
Child 2: thAt ain’t what I saw last night... you two were getting pretty steamy
Teacher:
Student 1:
The spider on the wall: oh shit
Student 1: *giggles*
Teacher: stop being so immature you dumbass it ain’t like you’ll ever be getting head
Child 2: thAt ain’t what I saw last night... you two were getting pretty steamy
Teacher:
Student 1:
The spider on the wall: oh shit
by PippyThePig November 30, 2019