Social Baby

Mark Zuckerberg and his wife's baby.

A: "The royal baby is the most influential infant in the world".
B: "That was until world met the Social Baby".

by The Guy Next Door September 9, 2015

Seppe Baby

When someone cheats on a girl, breaks up with her shortly after and blames it on the girl for being vegan.

Ex-Boyfriend: "I broke up with her because she was a vegan"
Human: "Pfff, you're such a Seppe Baby"

by Heinrich der Schwule November 5, 2025

Baby Yack

When a dude explodes all over his lovely lady, face, tits and all.

Me: Yo, how was your date last night
Jon: I baby yacked all over his face.
Me: Did you give her baby wipes?
Jon: Nah, I told that trick to take a shower
Me: You savage.

by Dirty JonR December 5, 2020

outie like a baby's navel

In the process of leaving a location.

It's 5:00 - I'm outie like a baby's navel.

by MikeOcala April 13, 2011

gluten baby

Happens when someone with Celiac Disease eats something they shouldn't. Describes the bloated feeling they have, as well as the distended belly.

"Oh, dammit. I just ate something with barley in it. Guess I'll have to deal with a gluten baby before too long"

by chrisssy226 December 15, 2017

chewy babies

Babies that are chewy.

"What's the difference between ducks and chewy babies? Well don't ask me, cause I don't know-"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

Baby kicker

noun; one who strikes babies or small children with his or her feet; someone who hates children for no viable reason

Why are you such a baby kicker?
I wouldn't let your kids near him, he's a baby kicker.

by OvaltineJohnson March 14, 2011