wiener butt

someone who is acting rather wiener butt

john is being a real wiener butt right now ugh

by avocado721 July 7, 2025

butt weege

gay man's penis or anything else that has been rectally inserted and is no longer of any use to anyone ever. Pronounced as butt weeds, but with a g replacing the d

gay dude #1 Ehem, your penis smells so much like a but weege
gay dude #2 So?

Dude, you're such a butt weege.

guy#1 Marge stuck a candle up my ass last night.
guy #2 Bitch is such a butt weege

by kingmarki123 November 8, 2012

Beaver butt

A person who resembles Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head, especially when making a weird smile or laughing at something that isn’t actually that funny. Or A chaotic chant used to summon maximum stupidity in a friend group. Usually repeated rapidly and gets dumber each time.

Quit giggling like that, beavis. You’re being a real beaver butt.

by Grahmr October 29, 2025

butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!

come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!

by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 28, 2012

butt

a butt

you have a big butt

by Ethandiamond9959 September 24, 2018

butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.

I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!

by QuacksO February 6, 2021

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022