Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

Fuck off

When you have a group of people, men and women, that are open to having sex with each other.

Are you horny Gril? No we had a fuck off this morning.

by Anny Nonomus May 29, 2021

Fuck-off

(noun) a competition in which suitors try to out-fuck each other

The suitee couldn't decide amongst the suitors and said "We will settle this with a fuck-off! Whoever does the best job getting me off gets to be my boyfriend!"

by Creative Suggestions May 5, 2023

fallen off of my course

Lost focus

Boy: I really think I need to be alone. I've fallen off of my course for sure.

by Yetje April 9, 2017

jerk off

rub the shaft

"did you just jerk off on me!?"

by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020

doors off

Boozing with good friends

The lads were doors off on Saturday

by Matty14260 May 4, 2017

braaaned off

To be bored into submission by someone. Then feeling compelled to take it out on someone else by giving your life story.

I was completely braaaned off by that bloke on the phone the other day!.........When i was a lad...........

by danj April 23, 2008