National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

National head day

On May 4th is When you’re king or queen gives you some good head

Man: aye it’s national head day
Girl: I got you hunny * proceeds to suck til cum*

by Capt_Bagger79 May 4, 2022

National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.

"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."

by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022

national give a girl you jersey day

September 30th is the day to give ur favorite girl or a girl you talk to your jersey

it’s national give a girl you jersey day

by takenbacon17 September 24, 2021

National Sex Day

October 18th

Today is National Sex Day.. let’s go have some sex

by Fairyprincess6969 October 17, 2019

National booty pic day

national booty pic day is on April 5th, send a booty pic to anyone and everyone. Spread the love

It’s national booty pic day can’t wait for em to roll in!

by Bigtoker42O April 4, 2020

National Nudes Day

A day where you send nudes to someone your really comfortable with like a lover, best friend, etc.

I wondered why she sent boob pics, but then I remembered that it’s National Nudes Day! Stupid me.

by JokeDefinition April 23, 2021