National Block Chris Day

August 7th is the official day to Block Chris day on discord, so block Chris..#1111 since its national block chris day!

Hey Joe its national block chris day!
Lets block him together:)

by LavaChilly August 7, 2022

National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever

Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us

by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021

National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations

“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”

by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019

National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

National Feed Aspen Day

A day where you owe anyone named Aspen a meal. If you don't, you will have to owe them a meal plus some interest.

Larry forgot to feed Aspen on National Feed Aspen Day, so now he owes them 2 meals.

by AJBBBBBB June 12, 2024

National Angelo Day

This day is on April 24th and it is the day of appreciation for all the Angelo’s of the World!

“Did you hear its National Angelo Day?”

by Heart zzz April 24, 2023

Rice Nation

For some reason Chinese people call the USA = Rice Nation

Chinese person A:

Hey, did you hear that Xiao Shen went to Rice nation?
Chinese person B:
Oh awesome, what did he say? Are they as fat as they are described?

by War7hehorseman June 21, 2022