How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

by TC&YAS May 10, 2022

getting off on

Getting excited over the misery or fear of other people.

The politicians always getting off on the fact that they get away with murder.

by Doctor WTF May 11, 2022

if it make u feel good go off

When u arguing with somebody say this

“if it make u feel good go off “
Meaning if it makes u happy go off
By La’Nae

by Dadren November 2, 2022

either fuck off or get fucked

You give the person who's annoying you or someone you really hate two option
1. They fuck off meaning they get far away as possible from you
2. You beat the living shit out of them

Bitch: Ey can I check your notebook, I just wanna see your answers for example
(See bitch here is trying to copy off your friend who is very nice and won't say no, Bitch here is trying to be smooth saying they'll only check it for reference when they are clearly trying to copy off it)
Y/N: Sorry bud, no can do you either fuck off or get fucked
Bitch: Dayum okay

by BullyKiller November 2, 2022

glerking off

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding

She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed

by anomalycaris November 6, 2022

off bail

Off bail - (verb/ad-verb)- the action of one acting first, with haste or prior to gathering any information.

Yo, if I see Jr tonight im jumpin’ in his pockets off bail for that bread he owe me.

by TC $eMIchi November 7, 2022

Clit Off

A phrase used when severely wanting someone to go away and leave you alone. It’s a more aggressive and unique way of telling someone to “piss off”. The phrase is usually completed with the word “brah”. Be careful when using this phrase, especially during a heated exchange, for it can anger the opponent even more.

Aggressor - “Bro I am going to punch you”

Defendant - “Clit off brah”

by NippleBob Crane November 9, 2022