Bed Butt

Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"

Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll

Troll: "Sorry...."

Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!

*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*

Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"

Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "

by LittleKiddo ✝︎ March 24, 2021

Butt Fail

When an uncontrollable shit happens during anal sex.

"Omg shaniqua, I totally goofed the other night." "Guuul whatchu mean?" "Guuurrl he be puttin that rod in my stank bank and I totally butt failed
.." "Aww naw.gurl that no good."

by anonymous March 25, 2021

Butt Tobacco

Tobacco brought into a correctional facility through the anal cavity.

Butt Tobaccos Finer characteristics include oblong suppositories (mainly the fingers from disposable gloves) filled with brown or green leafy substances

by Brock216 March 27, 2021

Digging in butt

An act where you stick your finger in your butt that you get addicted if your name is Nathan

Nathan loves digging in butt

by Therealfnd March 27, 2021

Chicken’s Butt

Belittling response to the question, “Guess What?”

“Guess what?”
Response: “Chicken’s Butt! 5 cents a cut. Fried in grease. Wanna piece?”

by Harleyw00d March 28, 2021

Butt Can

Some who like butts in a can.

I’m such a butt can.
Ew your a butt can.

by Wee waa March 29, 2021

Butt Jut

When a woman lies on her side in bed pretending to be asleep, with her but jutting onto the man’s side of the bed as an enticement for sexual activity. depending on his level of inebriation, the man will often mistake this for territorial intrusion, and push the jutting butt back to its side of the bed so he can get some sleep

Linda did the butt jut when Bob came to bed anticipating a doggie side ride, but was disappointed when he pushed it away and immediately went to sleep, not even waking up when she turned her vibrator on the highest setting and screamed someone else’s name as she came

by Boomerbaby April 7, 2021