balmy head

A person who acts really stupid. Either they act as if they are younger than they really are, or are oblivious to the obvious.

My friend didn't realize that the keys to his truck were lying on the table we were sitting and he saw him and asked where his keys were at. What a balmy head.

by A Really Bright Person September 6, 2011

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head houdini

the act of giving or receiving magical blow jobs

Damn bitch that's some fucked up head houdini now where'd you put my dick?

by antie nae September 27, 2011

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Toasted Head

While getting head grab the girls hair and light the back of her hair on fire.

Brady: What happened to the back of her head dog.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.

by adamlevine069 September 28, 2011

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Mata Head

A penis. Derived from the top of a penis looking like a tomato

Cuz, when i put this mata head on her, she gonna be hooked

by CrankinBrotha October 6, 2011

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head

Getting your dick sucked

boy: I'm so excited bro
girl: why??
boy: I'm gonna get head tonight
girl: damn I'm surprised any girl would even wanna give you head
boy: who said it was a girl?
girl: *flabbergasted*

by gayassbitchwholovesdick January 18, 2023

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