It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

Starting to get sad

A phrase meaning when someone or a conversation is starting to get really pathetic.

Dude 1: BLAH BLAH BLAH. YOU SUCK DUDE GET A LIFE TRASH.
Dude 2: Bro, this is starting to get sad. Grow up.

by anonymous December 25, 2020

Boxed, getting

Dead, getting. Being put in a coffin the hard way. Being murdered.

"Being boxed, getting put in the deadbook, that what's you get for crossing a drug cartel."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Get rid of Virginia

Pretty simple...

Just talk about how she isn't chill

get rid of virginia by telling mr hodges she uses banter

by Anonymoose3103 January 4, 2024

Getting nailed

nailing (plural nailings) A mechanical fastening by means of nails. (slang) An act of sexual intercourse, especially a hard one.

I hope I end up getting nailed at the end of the night

by Ilooveturtles18465926 January 25, 2025

Get to 270

A plan to close the deal. Can apply to a presidential candidate seeking 270 electoral college votes, or the finish line of any competitive endeavor.

Outstanding idea......but what’s the plan to get to 270?

by builtforspeed November 4, 2020

Get Sugmatized

To have a large metal rod forced down one's anus and to fucking die

"woah that's a steep fall, better not slip and get sugmatized"

by sigmaskibidirizzohio December 20, 2023